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farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

(via memetche)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via laina)

theyellowbrickroad:

i wish a ton of people thought i was cool and wanted to meet up with me but i feel like i have to literally force people to arrange plans to meet up omfg

uhmonda:

i shaved one leg and then i gave up on life

(via twerkforpotatoes)

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

(via twerkforpotatoes)